I received this
via email. If you have anything you can add along that line email me and I will
add it.
Nicest
redneck joke that I have read!!!
We
have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at
the core beliefs
of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before
a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks
to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll
know who ya' are.
You
might be a redneck if: It
never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You
might be a redneck if: You've
never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You
might be a redneck if: You
still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You
might be a redneck if: You
bow your head when someone prays.
You
might be a redneck if: You
stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You
might be a redneck if: You
treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You
might be a redneck if: You've
never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You
might be a redneck if: You
know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.
You
might be a redneck if: You
respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You
might be a redneck if: You'd
give your last dollar to a friend.
If
you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just
enough Red
Neck in
you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God
Bless the USA !